We have been plagued by blitzkreig memes. Terrorism, war, trial, scandal – we hop from fire to fire. Our elected officials make law for this entire nation based on single cases. A signature example from the 20th century is TWA Flight 800. This poor vessel went down, and two of the available theories were a missile threat, or an onboard bomb. Indeed, to this day the subject supports several active fantasist communities.
Whenever I have a question about whose line of bullshit can hold more maggots, I look to the geeks. In 2003, an Aviation Today article discusses the failure in detail, describes a range of planes with similar problems, and says that the regulation that eventually came down the pike didn’t really fix the problem, because fixing the problem would make it harder to put video screens in every seat.
It took until August 22, 2000 for the investigators to issue their final report. The half-ass fix from the FAA still wasn’t installed on any plane by January, 2003. Politicians have no need for such trivialities as what actually happened when it comes to using tragic events to push stupid and cruel laws.
October 9th, 1996. A mere three months after the tragic day, and a good four fucking years before they finally figured out what happened. But there’s good old Billy, signing a law to protect us from the hypothetical people who maybe could’ve been on the plane and maybe bomb it or shoot a missle at it. Or not, as the bill had no effect whatsoever on Surface to Air missiles, but instead had this beauty of a clause:
SEC. 307. PASSENGER PROFILING.
The Administrator of the Federal Aviation Administration, the
Secretary of Transportation, the intelligence community, and the
law enforcement community should continue to assist air carriers
in developing computer-assisted passenger profiling programs and
other appropriate passenger profiling programs which should be
used in conjunction with other security measures and technologies.
Federal Aviation Reauthorization Act of 1996
We pass into law surveillance on all jet travelers because of a leaky fuel valve. That should have been sign enough, but no, six years later we had to go invade Iraq because 20 pissed off men who were all subject to this screening ran a plane into the Twin Towers.
The only bright sign in all this is they’ve had a bit of a time implementing it.
Flash forward to the present day. In response to the bombings of London, to which the Londoners replied “you should’ve been here during the Blitz“, the Thin Blue Line on the hard streets of New York City has decided that the best response to a bombing 1500 miles away is random bag searches.
We have to stop this. People get these manias because they talk to each other, and they have a bottomless appetite for laws mandating the construction of the apparatus necessary to start a police state. Let’s put a stop to that. Public officials get to spend 20% of their time in solitary confinement. We let them out in staged intervals, so there will always be a quorum of uninfected hosts. I volunteer to cook for them – I’ve already picked out a cookbook.