I was watching the head of the CBO while I was exercising
and he said
“The question is not whether our children can buy us drugs.
The question is whether our children will.”

t this straight

my parents spend a not inconsequential amount of energy trying to put me in jail all my life for the drugs that I do
and now in their dotage they want to tax the piss out of me to pay for their stinking pharmas?
don’t feed me that line about medical use, I know ma’s getting some release out of her percoset popcorn

all I have to say is “find your own bag”