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life update

Sorry that it’s been so long since I posted; life has been busy, but fruitful.

At the moment I am trying to get a work visa in Germany, and living with the wonderful and charming Claudia. This features lots of kafka-esque moments, wherein I try to convince people that have no understanding of the work I do that I am sufficiently qualified.

Besides that, my zero-owned-matter quest proceeds apace:  I have fewer than 10 physical books now (an enormously difficult thing for me to do), and am in the process of selling off my car.

The clothing-rental thing would work if I were in the states; I haven’t looked here in Europe yet. Unfortunately it is not particularly cost-effective to rent your clothes, and has rather dire consequences for one’s ability to make a sartorial statement.

In any case, once the car is sold the largest piece of matter I will own is an Aeron chair and associated desk. Not quite ready to give up on that, but for the moment it is in the states.

My work is interesting – getting to implement a scrum-like development environment for a web-development firm, as well as improving their toolchain all round – svn, redmine, automated testing, etc. I have some doubts about their product, but I am enjoying the challenge of moving an existing team towards a better method of working.

I’m still shoveling through my mountain of debt, and it seems unlikely that I will be free from it until at least the end of ‘09; I am seriously looking forward to a future when I actually get to allocate more than a quarter of every dollar I earn somewhere other than “paying for yesterday”.

Posted in masslessness, me.


Steps towards zero owned matter

For those of you who follow my twitter feed, you know I’ve already broken down and pre-ordered a Kindle 2. Despite announcing it many months ago, I have not given away most of my books. I suspect my reticence is in not wanting to give up the content. However, I have a workaround. I’m going to use delicious library to catalog all the physical books I have, so that I can gradually re-acquire my library in ebook format.

Anyway, so this should get rid of the bulk of my non-car owned matter. As part of the move I’m going to try to come up with an estimate of how much mass remains in my possession, so I can accurately track its diminishment.

Posted in masslessness, me.


CMS FAIL

Don\'t require what you\'ve already collected

Posted in human interfaces, internet.


buy more stuff

So of course on the way to material independence, I find a (few) new things to buy; a pen and a cot with wheels and a roof. The cot looks like it will assemble in my Fit with the passenger seat down, and I imagine I can insulate it against the cold. Have to see if they’ll even let me buy one, as they seem intent on giving them away; I’ll try to give and get.

I still have to watch out for all the places in which it would be illegal for me to sleep. I have to find someplace to park my car anyway while I am not in the Estados Unidos, so I will be looking for some long term parking where I can sleep and preferentially get watts and in a perfect universe get bandwidth.

Of course, it’s not exactly a trivial pen, but I’m already planning on needing to plug in my book and half a dozen other bits of electronic lampreys. As much as I want to be a 21st century digital boy there are some thoughts I can only get out on paper, so at least this way I will get a digital transcription of what I write.

You have to use special paper, but I could use the discipline of only having one thing to write on. I also ordered some moleskin-alikes, so I should have a decent form factor. We’ll see if it works as advertised, as it is the latest in a long line of dead gadgets that tried to do something similar.

If it works, then at the end of every page I can (if I so choose) just rip it out and destroy it; the data will stay with me, so it counts as more portable than the few other old journals I never read but lug around anyway.

Now for a brief PSA:

In these Turbulent Times I feel it my duty as an American to whore myself out to the general public with more élan. It is in this spirit that I would like to formally announce the opening of the Mindlace T-Shirt Shop. Please spend all the money you were saving for that Senate Seat or Convertable Debt Swap Instrument.

The women’s T-shirt is made of organic cotton harvested using sustainable methods, so I thought I should mention that the ink on that shirt is made with the crushed bones of underage sweatshop workers.

 

Posted in material, me.


Have you seen me?

(NSFW, or your momma.)

Posted in misc.


Your permanent record.

I hadn’t really thought about the fact that the talk Adam Kelsey and I gave was going to be uploaded onto archive.org. I was just reading an article in Nature by Cory Doctorow about the infrastructure archive.org uses, replicated on three continents, and designed for the Long Now (at least as close as one can get with racks in data centers, anywho), and it made me think of how this point in human history is like the short, hot time at the beginning from an informational perspective.

There will come a time, not long from now, that the notion that one would ever “lose” data is like the notion that one could misplace one’s ear, or more gentle parts; just not even considered, because everything naturally persists in multilayered, adaptive caches that cause all data to be conserved like the data at archive.org.

Posted in man.


Getting rid of everything.

I’ve decided that atoms are cryptonite and everything physical that I own diminishes my ability to use my super powers.

So I’m getting rid of everything I own. I’ve ditched a bunch of electronics, I’m donating my books to the library, and I have some folks lined up to take my tools.

I’m also looking into a uniform rental place to deliver clean clothes to me every day and take away my dirties, so I don’t have to own clothing. Mad props to Tess for coming up with that idea. Once I can rent clothes I will donate all my clothes save possibly undergarments to goodwill. 

At the moment I appear to be the proud owner of a car worth slightly less than what is owed. So I will live in that for a while. It has plenty of room for me to sleep fully stretched out.

The one limiting factor is that while atoms are cryptonite, bits are spinach; the more bandwidth I have the more powerful I become (mwah hah hah).

So I must have the most bandwidth I can afford. Right now my plan is to wire a facility near a datacenter with gigabit bandwidth and put up a really phat wireless lan. Don’t know if I can afford it but I have been spending an extraordinary amount on renting an apartment here.

Posted in me.


Deep-sea life

It has been far too long since I posted about microbes on this blog. As a brief recap, prokaryotic microbes – bacteria and archaea – outnumber (and outweigh) all other forms of life on this planet by a wide margin. I have long held that those microbes living within the earth – either lithospheric or sedimentary – constitute the largest proportion of these microbes.  I’ve had this opinion since I first wrote a letter disputing the notion that plants were the predominant form of life to the SAT board (at around 16) when they had the temerity to mark me wrong for saying bacteria instead of plants (bacteria and archaea was not an option).

For a long time, this has been in dispute by wiser minds than those assembling SAT tests, but for the most part the question has remained unresolved due to a lack of data. Prokaryotes are nearly invisible to most forms of microscopy, and so systemic reviews of frequency have had to wait for modern rapid gene sequencing and other techniques to arrive.

Research in the 21st August issue of Nature has shed some light on the matter. They were studying microbes that live in deep-sea sediments: microbes that live not on the ocean floor but underneath it, using a drilling vessel that had been repurposed from its original mission of finding more oil.

Data from this paper suggests that there are on the order of a million cells in every cubic centimeter of sediment 500m beneath the sea floor, or more than 50% of all microbial cells on earth. Additionally, the predominant form of these organisms is Archaea.

Now, I’ve already speculated that Archaea pre-dates bacteria and that the nucleus represents a primordial parasitism of an Archaea upon bacterial colonies (many bacteria, despite not being “multi-cellular”, live in aggregates that are, in fact, surrounded by another membrane.) I also believe in xenogenesis; that is, I believe life came to Earth from elsewhere, most likely Mars. Looking through my archives I don’t seem to have come out on this aspect publicly before, but my train of logic is simple:

  1. Mars attained the temperatures and pressures needed, particularly surface temperatures around the triple point of water, when Earth was still a sterile molten cauldron. There’s abundant evidence that mars had surface water in its early history.
  2. Our best fossil evidence suggests that microbial life arose on Earth practically as soon as the Earth was cool enough to allow liquid water to exist. While the measurement at these deep time distances is subject to wide margin of error, the margin of error is on the order of several million years, which is too short for most known abiotic processes to result in life.
  3. Earth was under continual bombardment by fragments of Mars during this time.
  4. Therefore, life came from Mars.

More specifically, I think Archaea came from Mars, and that bacteria are the “native’s” way of doing things.

Anyway, the fact that the pervasive form of life in subsea sediments are Archaea leads me to think that my hypotheses still holds.  There’s another issue of Nature that I haven’t quite gotten to yet that has more information about the biotic processes that allow life to continue down there, so watch this space for more microbial meanderings.

Posted in microbes.


I have finally arrived

Now I can blog from my phone. Still not one of the cool kids,though -I have no idea how to attach a photo.

Posted in misc.


12 items or fewer

OK, here’s your motivation. You’ve been chosen for a new reality show.

You’ve been taken to infinimart, where they have literally everything available for retail sale on the planet.

The check-out lane says you can have 12 items or fewer, and those are the only physical items you can own for the next year. Otherwise your life is as normal, and at the end of the show you get to keep whatever it was you picked to spend the year with.

For purposes of this checkout, you can have a “bulk pack” or a “set” containing up to 24 copies or pieces.

I would have:

  • 1 portable computing device
  • 1 portable communication device
  • 1 vehicle
  • 1 12 piece global knife set
  • 1 wok
  • 1 bowl
  • 1 pair chopsticks
  • 1 24-piece set of jumpsuits
  • 1 pair shoes
  • 1 12 pair sock set
  • 1 12 pair underwear set

This data suggests that if I could go naked all the time I could save 25% more stuff for things like, oh, a private jet. Or, if I stopped preparing food, I could have 1/3% more stuff.

Pragmatically, there are too many tools missing from that set for me to live that way; I’d also need a shikifuton for sleep and all the materials needed to clean and maintain the other stuff.

What would you grab from infinimart on the way out?

Posted in interpersonal communication.